This week: Steve from The Objects

Afternoon, how are you?

I'm very well. Thank you for asking.

So what kind of objects do you like? (you can be general or specific - both are fine)

Watches. Effervescent vitamin C tablets. £50 notes. Definitely not fucking glow sticks.

Describe your music using seven words.

It Does Not Sound Like The Libertines

Are you part of the London music scene? If yes, do you think it is full of self-important nobheads? If not, do you think it is full of self-important nobheads?

I guess we are part of the London music scene. Of course it's full of self-important nobheads, but so is every music scene in every city. London's just bigger so there seems to be more of them! To be honest, it's just something you have to deal with if you're gonna be in the business. Musicians are wankers. It's as simple as that. At least I'm not an actor, they're worse...

Has being in a band enhanced your life in any way?

It's got me lots of free clothes.

Do you have lots of friends or lots of acquaintances?

I've got a very small group of close friends and lots of acquaintances. I'm not a very social person really and probably come accross as being quite rude, when I'm actually just shy. Benjamin and Leon are the social animals - they've got it nailed.

And finally, what colour is a Thursday?

White.